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Pickup Line of the Day
Category: Cheesy
Pickup Line: I'd look good on you.
Bar Joke of the Day
They call it Oz
Bar Joke: In the north of Australia is a place called Queensland which is very hot, humid and the pubs are rough. Anyway, this posh pommie (English) bloke is traveling through Queensland in the middle of summer by bicycle and is caught in a huge tropical storm. He sees a sign which says there is a pub 18 miles up the road. So he rides his bike to the pub and when he finally gets there his appearance resembles that of a drowned rat. Anyway, the locals hardly even look up from their beers as he walks in, dripping wet, and heads up to the bar and orders a scotch on ice. The barman gives him the worst scotch he has ever tasted but the pommie drinks it down and asks the barman where the dunny (toilet) is. The barman tells him it is outside. So the pommie trudges outside into the rain and all he can see in the rain is two big piles of shit, one much bigger than the other. So the pommie walks over to the smaller pile, relieved that someone had the sense to start a new pile since the larger one was clearly unmanageable. He has his pants around his ankles and is in the process of relieving himself when a gunshot rings out and a bullet smacks into the heap just beside his head. Well the poor pommie turns around, in a somewhat vulnerable position, and sees this huge Aussie guy standing at the door of the pub with his still smoking gun in his hand. "What..What is going on?" Stammers the poor pommie. The huge Aussie responds "Get the hell out of the Ladies you dirty bastard."

Bar Bet of the Day
Bet Category: No A in free drinks…
Bet Supplies Needed Physical Bet
The Bet: 2 people
Bet that someone else (usually someone you are trying to impress) can say 50 different words that so not have the letter ‘A’ in less than 25 seconds. All done without any planning… The fact that the person performing this small feat will be uncertain that they have this ability will make them feel even more validated and confident when they do. In turn, appreciating you more.

The Catch: Whisper to the person, ‘Count to 50 fast’. Fact: There is no ‘A’ in the spelled out numbers 0 to 999. If you don’t say Five Hundred ‘And ‘twelve or any number like that.

1. Tell someone a complete stranger or unknowing friend can say 50 different words that don’t have an A in it in less than 30 seconds. Then say make it 25 seconds if you like.
2. Grab someone to help you settle a bet and simply say to them, Count to 50 fast…
3. Explain the bet to the new person in front of the friend you’re betting.
4. Listen to them quickly help you win a free drink for both of you, a free round or whatever you bet for both.
5. That was an icebreaker, a free drink and you made someone you’re interested in feel even more confident.

Drinking Game of the Day
Circle of Death
Type of Drinking Game: Card Game
Supplies Needed: Deck of Cards
# Players: 4+
Buzz Factor: Drunk

Play this game with a circle of friends. Each person takes a turn picking a card and doing whatever each card stands for. Make sure you play with a standard 52 card deck.

It's a fun game and you can get pretty drunk if you drink right. Is there a wrong though?

Circle of death
2= You: You pick someone to drink (memory tip: 2 and you rhymes)

3= Me: You drink (memory tip: 3 and me rhymes)

4= Whores: Girls drink (memory tip: 4 and whore rhymes)

5= Thumb Power: At any time player who drew card may put thumb on table, last person to do so drinks (player can do this at any time - this card stays in effect until someone else draws a 5 then the player who had the 5 originally no longer retains thumb power) (memory tip: 5 fingers on a hand and a thumb is on a hand if your lucky)

6= Dicks: Guys drink (memory tip: 6 and dicks rhymes)

7= Heaven Power: This card is similar to thumb power except you use your finger instead and point to heaven (memory tip: 7 and heaven rhymes plus many athletes use a finger to point to heaven after a score.)

8= Mate: Pick someone to drink with you. (memory tip: 8 and mate rhyme)

9= Bust a Rhyme: This can be tricky for beginners, player who drew card must say a word then it goes in a circle rhyming until someone doesn't say anything or doesn't rhyme the word
(memory tip: 9 obviously rhymes with rhyme)

10= Spin: Spin an object the person it lands on has to drink. (memory tip: 10 and Spin rhymes)

Jack= Rule Card: Player who drew jack makes a rule that stays in effect for remainder of game, unless canceled by another jack (ex. Jill has to drink 2 beers every time someone says hi)
(memory tip: Jack- whose the Jackass making more rules)

Queen= Question: This is tough until you learn the rules, player who drew queen must ask a question to someone, in turn this person must not answer but ask someone else a question. this process is repeated until someone answers a question or doesn't say anything. If you mess up you drink
(memory tip: Queen and Question starts with a Q plus U and E also if you want to be technical)

King= Never Have I Ever: Player who drew king must say something they have never done,
if anyone in the group has done that thing they must drink
(memory tip: King has done it all so play "I Never..." with the king.)

Ace= Waterfall: The player who drew ace must start drinking then in a circle like fashion everyone follows but the next person can not stop drinking until the person before him stops. So each person drinks until the person before them stops + as long or as short as they wish. They can't stop drinking till the person before them is done. (memory tip: Ace is the highest card. To get to another card you must slide down like a Waterfall. Ok I'm trying! :)

Joker= Go wild, everyone can do whatever they please ( ex. make someone drink, drink yourself, make a rule)

Drink of the Day
Light Beer 16oz
16  oz  Light Beer(cal144,carb8)
Drink Type:
Pint glass
Light Beer 16oz(cal 144,carbs 8)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 144 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 608kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 8g 3%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 1.6g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
16  oz  Light Beer(cal144,carb8)

LoCarb/Calorie Drink of the Day
Dirty Gin Martini
2  oz  Gin(cal150,carb0)
0.25  oz  olive juice(cal8,carb0.4)
Chill a martini glass. Pour ingredients into cocktail shaker with ice. Stir then strain into martini glass. Garnish with 2 to 3 olives. You can also shake the ingredients in an iced cocktail shaker and strain into a martini glass then garnish. Dirty scale: Regular Dirty Martini is 0.25oz olive juice Popular Dirty Martini is 0.5oz olive juice Really Dirty Martini is 0.75oz olive juice Filthy Dirty Martini is 1.0oz olive juice
Drink Type:
Martini Glass/Cocktail Glass
Dirty Gin Martini(cal 158,carbs 0.4)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 158 Calories From Fat 7
    Energy 626kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 1g  1%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 120mg5%
Total Carbohydrates 0.4g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0.5g 0.5%
    Sugars 1g
Protein 0.5g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
2  oz  Gin(cal150,carb0)
0.25  oz  olive juice(cal8,carb0.4)

Nutrition Value of the Day
Hapsburg® Black Absinthe
Calories 103 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 431kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 11g 4%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 10.9g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
    Hapsburg® Black Absinthe (cal103,carb11)

Magic Trick of the Day
Coin Counter

Magic Category: Coin

Supplies Needed: A dish Thick piece of Cardboard Glue Scissors

Summary: You will have a spectator count coins in a dish carefully. Pour the coins into the spectators hand. When the spectator counts the coins in their hand later, the spectator will find more coins in their hand than they originally counted.

Secret: There is a secret compartment you created with the coins in it below the dish. When you pour the coins into the spectators hand, the coins in the secret compartment will be added to the counted coins in the top.

Set up: Cut 2 pieces of the thick cardboard Cardboard 1: Cut a Rectangular Piece about 3" x 4". Just make sure its not bigger that the plate. Cardboard 2: Cut a similar sized piece on the shorter 3" side. Cut a rectangular piece out that will allow you to fit the coins in. Glue the cardboard grooved piece to the bottom of the plate. Make sure the end with the groove is close to the side or a an inch or so away from the edge of the plate. Glue the other piece of cardboard over the cardboard with the groove. You have created a secret chamber for the extra coins.

Step1: Grab your scissors, glue, and cardboard and create the arts and crafts contraption in the Setup above.
Step2: Out of the spectators view before the trick is performed, slide the coins into the secret groove.
Step3: Now, place some coins on top of the dish and have the spectator count them.
Step4: If they ask about the dish, tell them you brought it out because you don't want to touch the coins.
Step5: Start pouring the coins out of the end the dish that the groove is angled towards.
Step6: The coins from the secret groove chamber and the top of the dish will fall into the spectators hand together.
Step7: After you pour them into the spectators hand move the dish away. Get the dish completely out of the spectators sight.
Step8: Now, when the spectator counts the coins they will be completely suprised to find the additional coins.
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