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Pickup Line of the Day
Category: Favorites
Pickup Line: So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Bar Joke of the Day
This pill allows you to fly
Bar Joke: A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar. As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him. The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman." I'll trust you that you paid A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you paid, you did." The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it." Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink high-balls when, suddenly, the bartender leans over sand says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose." "Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."

Bar Bet of the Day
Bet Category: Olympic Cap Thrower
Bet Supplies Needed Bar Prop Bet
The Bet: 3 Beer Bottle Caps Coin that fits into a bottle cap
Bet someone that you can throw a bottle cap farther than they can. It’s a great bet for a girl to pose to a guy… Actually, it’s a great bet for anyone to pose on any deserving sucker.

The Catch: Place or force a coin inside the bottle cap you are throwing. The coin should be around the same size as bottle cap. The added weight of the coin inside the bottle cap will allow you to easily throw it farther than even an NFL Quarterback or the strongest person you know if they are throwing a normal bottle cap with nothing in it. Coin Size: So remember that the internal diameter of the bottle should around the same as the diameter of the coin.

Instructions:
1. Wedge a coin inside a bottle cap without anyone noticing. Place it in your pocket or somewhere close.

2. Bet someone you can throw a bottle cap a lot farther than they can. For the effect, you can toss a normal bottle cap up and down in your hand to while telling them about the bet.

3. If you are in a bar, either ask a bartender for a couple bottle caps or pick them up off the floor.

4. You can hold the your Bar Cap Throwing Contest in a bar, if you are in a rare bar that won't care about people throwing bottle caps around.

But most people will hold the Competition in a parking lot or on a side walk.

5. Draw a line or agree on a point to throw from.

6. As the sucker is throwing - you can be pull your bottle cap with the coin in it.

If you are in a setting where they wouldn’t notice the coin in the bottle cap, simply have it in your hand with another cap.

7. Act as if you are impressed by their throw.

8. Now throw your bottle cap and watch it pass their bottle cap mark by a large distance.

9. Have an extra bottle cap in hand and switch the caps when you pick it up.

10. Collect your winning, you Olympic Bottle Cap Throwing Champion.




Drinking Game of the Day
Dice
Type of Drinking Game: Dice Game
Supplies Needed: 2 Dice, Beer, Liquor
# Players: 2+
Buzz Factor: Totally Drunk

Instructions:
Quite similar to, but not as involved as Three Man. Still, a high buzz factor.
Supplies:

Key:
‘Big’ Gulp= 3 normal Gulps
‘Good’ Gulp = 2 normal Gulps
’Normal’ Gulp= 1 normal Gulp

The player Rolls two dice.

Drink: A player drinks when they Roll DOUBLES or ANY SIX.

If the Player….
Roll 6: You drink a ‘BIG’ Gulp of Beer if you roll Anything that adds up to six ( 2-4, 5-1) or has a six in it (i.e. 6-1, 6-2, 6-2, 6-3, 6-4, 6-5).

Roll Double #: Drink that # of ‘Normal’ Gulps of your Beer . Basically you drink as many as the # you roll. So if you Roll double 2s, 4s, or 5s you drink that many (2, 4, or 5) "Good" gulps of beer (You can modify this to just one "gulp" on doubles).

Roll double 3s: Drink 6 Gulps. You are penalized twice, for getting doubles and adding up to six. So that equals 6 ‘Normal’ Gulps or 3 ‘Good’ Gulps.

Roll Double 1s or double 6s: This is the called the ‘Killer’… The player drinks a SHOT of their favorite liquor(i.e. Tuaca, Southern Comfort, Tequilla, Vodka etc). Then... that player continues rolling until they get something that they don't drink on.
(Example: 1-2, 1-3, 1-4, 1-5, 2-3, 2-5, 3-4, 3-5, 4-5).

Roll the dice off the table: Drink a ‘Normal’ Gulp of beer.


Drink of the Day
Slippery Nipple (shooter)
0.5  oz  sambuca liqueur(cal52,carb5.5)
1  oz  Irish cream liqueur(cal97,carb7.3)
Directions:
Pour the Irish cream liqueur into a shot glass. Top with the sambuca.
Drink Type:
Shot
Glass:
Shot glass
Slippery Nipple (shooter)(cal 149,carbs 12.8)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 149 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 621kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 4g  6%
    Saturated Fat 2.5g 13%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 12.8g 4%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 6.3g
Protein 0.9g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
0.5  oz  sambuca liqueur(cal52,carb5.5)
1  oz  Irish cream liqueur(cal97,carb7.3)

LoCarb/Calorie Drink of the Day
Dirty Martini
2  oz  Vodka(cal128,carb0)
0.25  oz  olive juice(cal8,carb0.4)
Directions:
Chill a martini glass. Pour ingredients into cocktail shaker with ice. Stir then strain into martini glass. Garnish with 2 to 3 olives. You can also shake the ingredients in an iced cocktail shaker and strain into a martini glass then garnish. Dirty scale: Regular Dirty Martini is 0.25oz olive juice Popular Dirty Martini is 0.5oz olive juice Really Dirty Martini is 0.75oz olive juice Filthy Dirty Martini is 1.0oz olive juice
Drink Type:
Martini
Glass:
Cocktail Glass/Martini Glass
Dirty Martini(cal 136,carbs 0.4)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 136 Calories From Fat 7
    Energy 536kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 1g  1%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 120mg5%
Total Carbohydrates 0.4g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0.5g 0.5%
    Sugars 1g
Protein 0.5g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
2  oz  Vodka(cal128,carb0)
0.25  oz  olive juice(cal8,carb0.4)


Nutrition Value of the Day
Hiram Walker® Amaretto
Calories 72 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 301kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 7g 2%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 5g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
    Hiram Walker® Amaretto(cal72,carb7)

Magic Trick of the Day
Psychic Mathematician

Magic Category: Psychic Trick

Supplies Needed: A willing participant you want to impress or win something from them. A pen and a piece of paper for them to write on and add up numbers.

Summary: To demonstrate your connection you experience with some people. You ask them to shield their paper completely from you. You ask them to write down the following: The year they were born, under that number… The year something really important happened in their lives, under that have them write… The number of years that have passed since that major event in their life happened, then below that… How old they will be this year. Have the person add up these numbers and don’t show you. Tell the person to think of the number and you will receive the number telepathically.

Secret: The answer is equal to 2 times the year this is now. For instance, if its 2010 then the answer is 4020. How will you know that? Because you asked the person (Question 1) the year they were born and (Question 4) how old they are which equals this year. You also asked (Question 2) they year of a major event in their lives and (Question 3) how long ago it happened which equals this year also. The sum of those for numbers equals 2 times the year every time.

Set up: I feel a connection with you. I get this feeling sometimes, you can call it psychic or clairvoyance. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Let’s try it…

Instructions:
Step1: Speak of clairvoyance, your connection with them, your psychic abilities that come and go etc.
Step2: Ask them to write down the answers to the following questions and add the answers up.
Step3: The year they were born, then have them write under that…
Step4: The year something really important happened in their lives, then under that have them write…
Step5: The number of years that have passed since that major event in their life happened, then below that…
Step6: How old they will be this year.
Step7: The answer is equal to 2 times this year. Act as if you are working hard on picking up the number then write it down and then show them.
Step8: Watch them become amazed at your ability to pick up on their connection.
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