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Pickup Line of the Day
Category: Lude and Sexual
Pickup Line: I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
Bar Joke of the Day
I think I'll try a nicer approach
Bar Joke: Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to yell and scream at him, for his constant nights out, and coming home in a drunken state. But, Harry continued his nightly routine. One day, the wife was talking to a friend about her husband's behavior, and was particularly distraught by it all. The friend listened to her, and then said, "Why don't you treat him a little differently, when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don't you give him some loving words, and welcome him home with a kiss? He then might change his ways." The wife thought that might be a good idea. That night, Harry took off again, after dinner. And, about midnight, he arrived home, in his usual condition. His wife heard him at the door, and quickly went to it, and opened the door, and let Harry in. This time, instead of berating him, as she had always done, she took his arm, and led him into the living room. She sat him down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the ottoman and took his shoes off. Then she went behind him, and started to cuddle him a little. After a little while, she said to him, "It's pretty late, dear. I think we had better go upstairs to bed, now, don't you think?" At that, Harry replied, in his inebriated state, "I guess we might as well. I'll be getting in trouble with the stupid wife when I get home anyway!"

Bar Bet of the Day
Bet Category: Psychic Mathematician
Bet Supplies Needed Psychic Powers Bet
The Bet: *A willing participant you want to impress or win something from them. * A pen and a piece of paper for them to write on and add up numbers.
To demonstrate your connection you experience with some people. You ask them to shield their paper completely from you. You ask them to write down the following: The year they were born, under that number… The year something really important happened in their lives, under that have them write… The number of years that have passed since that major event in their life happened, then below that… How old they will be this year. Have the person add up these numbers and don’t show you. Tell the person to think of the number and you will receive the number telepathically.

The Catch: The answer is equal to 2 times the year this is now. For instance, if its 2010 then the answer is 4020. How will you know that? Because you asked the person (Question 1) the year they were born and (Question 4) how old they are which equals this year. You also asked (Question 2) they year of a major event in their lives and (Question 3) how long ago it happened which equals this year also. The sum of those for numbers equals 2 times the year every time.

Instructions:
1. Speak of clairvoyance, your connection with them, your psychic abilities that come and go etc.
2. Ask them to write down the answers to the following questions and add the answers up.
The year they were born, under that…
The year something really important happened in their lives, under that have them write…
The number of years that have passed since that major event in their life happened, then below that…
How old they will be this year.
3. Tell them the answer ---- which is equal to 2 times this year and watch them become amazed by you.




Drinking Game of the Day
Water Fall
Type of Drinking Game: Card Game
Supplies Needed: Deck of Cards
# Players: 4+
Buzz Factor: Totally Drunk

Instructions:
Ace - Waterfalls (The player who draws this card starts drinking; then the player to the left starts drinking; then the third and so on. Once the first person stops drinking, the second person can keep drinking or stop; the same with the third and so on)

2 - Take 2 (Person who draws this card must take 2 drinks)

3 - Give 3 (Person who draws this card may give out 3 drinks to whoever they want)

4 - Four is for whores (All girls drink)

5 - To the right (Person to the right drinks)

6 - Six is for dicks (All guys drink)

7 - I Never (The person who draws this card will say something that they have never done; if anyone has done it, they must drink)

8 - Sentences (The person who draws this card says a word, then the person to the right says that word and adds another word, the next person repeats that and adds another word. This goes around the table forming a sentence until someone messes up - this person has to drink)

9 - Nines is rhyme (The person who draws this card will say a word, then the next person to the right has to say a word that rhymes with it. This continues around the table until someone messes up - this person has to drink)

10 - Thumb rule (The person who draws this card will put their thumb on the table. Everyone else must put their thumb on the table as well. Last person to put their thumb on the table drinks)

Jack - Social (Everyone drinks)

Queen - Beer Bitch (This person must refill everyone's drinks)

King - Rules (The person who draws this card can make up any rule they want. Anyone who violates this rule must drink. Ex: No one can say drink, drank, or drunk...OR 2 is now drink 2 and Truth or Dare... etc.)

Cheat Sheet for Waterfall
A- Waterfall
2- Take 2
3- Give 3
4- Whores Drink(I mean ladies drink)
5- Person to Right Drinks
6- Dicks Drink(Guys)
7- Play 'I never...'
8- Sentence
9- Rhyme
10- Thumb Game
Jack- Everyone drinks
Queen- Refill all Beers or Drinks
King- Make up a rule

Drink of the Day
Gin Sling
1.5  oz  gin(cal113,carb0)
1  oz  sweet vermouth(cal47,carb4.1)
0.75  oz  fresh lemon juice(cal6,carb2)
1  oz  Simple Syrup(cal50,carb14)
1  dash  Angostura® Bitters(cal14,carb1.3)
1  fill  Club Soda(cal0,carb0)
1  garnish  Lemon peel, raw(cal0,carb0)
Directions:
Pour the ingredients (except soda) into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Strain into a chilled collins glass. Top with soda. Garnish with a lemon twist.
Drink Type:
Hiball
Glass:
Collins glass
Gin Sling (cal 229,carbs 21.4)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 229 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 958kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 21mg1%
Total Carbohydrates 21.4g 7%
    Dietary Fiber 0.12g 0.12172897196262%
    Sugars 17.2g
Protein 0.19g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 17.86%
Calcium  2.45%Iron 0%
1.5  oz  gin(cal113,carb0)
1  oz  sweet vermouth(cal47,carb4.1)
0.75  oz  fresh lemon juice(cal6,carb2)
1  oz  Simple Syrup(cal50,carb14)
1  dash  Angostura® Bitters(cal14,carb1.3)
1  fill  Club Soda(cal0,carb0)
1  garnish  Lemon peel, raw(cal0,carb0)

LoCarb/Calorie Drink of the Day
Vodka Pres
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
1.5  oz  club soda(cal0,carb0)
1.5  oz  lemon lime soda(cal18,carb4.4)
Directions:
Pour all ingredients over ice into collins glass. Garnish with lemon wedge.
Drink Type:
Cocktail
Glass:
Collins glass
Vodka Pres(cal 114,carbs 4.4)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 114 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 476kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 13.5mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 4.4g 1%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 4.4g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0.9%Iron 0%
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
1.5  oz  club soda(cal0,carb0)
1.5  oz  lemon lime soda(cal18,carb4.4)


Nutrition Value of the Day
Pappy Van Winkle's® Family Reserve 23 Year Old
Calories 73 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 306kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 0g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
    Pappy Van Winkle's® Family Reserve 23 Year Old (cal73,carb0)

Magic Trick of the Day
Elephants in Denmark

Magic Category: Psychic Trick

Supplies Needed: Pen and Paper

Summary: Have the person answer the following questions. (#1-10) Think of a number between 1 and 10. (x 9) Multiply that number by 9. (2 digit #?) Is it a 2 digit # so far. Yes! (digit one + digit two) Add the 1st and 2nd digits of the number together. (-5) Subtract 5 from that number. (Alphabet letter of the number) Go through the alphabet to find the corresponding letter with the number. Now have them think of a country that begins with that letter. Now take the second letter from the countries name and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Elephants in Denmark.

Secret: The answer to the convoluted equation should be Denmark and Elephant. Why? Because any number from 1 to 10 multiplied by 9 has a sum (added together) equal to 9. Example 2 x 9 = 18 and 1 + 8 = 9 OR 7 x 9 = 63 and 6 + 3 = 9. The only hang up will be if they pick the number 1. So, if they say they only have one number then you know they chose the number which is good for you too. If you subtract 5 then 4 is the final # always. So the easiest country that starts with a D is Denmark and the easiest and biggest animal alive today that starts with an E is Elephant.

Set up: Say something that will Have a person believe you may have some psychic powers and you have a strong connection with them. For instance, say something like the following: I feel a connection with you. I get this feeling sometimes, you can call it psychic or clairvoyance. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Let’s try something… This is a very simple, uncomplicated statement. I’m sure you can come up with something better.

Instructions:
Step1: Have a person believe you have some psychic powers when you have a strong connection with someone.
Step2: Have them answer the following answers on a sheet of paper and make sure they don’t show it to you.
Step3: Think of a number between 1 and 10. (#1-10)
Step4: Multiply that number by 9. (x 9) Is it a 2 digit # so far. Yes! (2 digit #?)
Step5: Add the 1st and 2nd digits of the number together. (digit one + digit two)
Step6: Subtract 5 from that number. (-5) Go through the alphabet to find the corresponding letter with the number. (Alphabet letter of the number)
Step7: Now have them think of a country that begins with that letter. Now take the second letter from the countries name and think of an animal that begins with that letter.
Step8: The answer should be Denmark and Elephant. You can say that something like, I don’t think there are any Elephants in Denmark or Ask them the question, are there any Elephants in Denmark. They will be surprised. If they have something different, don’t worry you tried… Say sometimes you see it clearly and sometimes you don’t.
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