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Pickup Line of the Day
Category: Funny
Pickup Line: My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Bar Joke of the Day
Horse sense
Bar Joke: An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. At sundown third day, you die. What first wish?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man... only think one thing." The second day, the chief says, "What wish today?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man going die tomorrow ... can only think one thing." The last day comes, and the chief says, "This last wish, white man. What want?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"

Bar Bet of the Day
Bet Category: Free My Bottle Please!
Bet Supplies Needed Bar Prop Bet
The Bet: 3 pints or 3 coke bottles Box of wooden matches
Tell anyone that you will buy them a drink (or you can give $10) if they can free the pint/bottle from the structure you created(See the 3 Pints and 1 Match Setup below for building instructions)without the match falling. They can't touch the match or the two pints/bottles on the side. They can only touch the pint/bottle in the middle. If you can do free the pint/bottle without the match falling then they owe you a drink or $10... Whatever you agreed on. Give each person only a few tries.

The Catch: Genius solution: The best way to free the pint/bottle is to strike a second match and light the flammable end of the match between the bottles. The match will quickly flair up and weld itself to the bottle. Now, you can pull the pint/bottle out and the match won't fall from the slightest touch like it would before your instant, welding job. 3 Bottles and 1 Match Setup: Lay a bottle down on its side. Place two standing bottles on each side of the bottle. Wedge a match between the 2 standing bottles. Now if anyone moves anything in the structure - the match will fall.

Instructions:
1. Follow the 3 Pints/Bottles and 1 Match Setup above.

2. Tell anyone that you will buy them a drink (or you can give $10) if they can free the pint/bottle laying down without the match falling. They can't touch the match or the two side pints/bottles. They can only touch the pint/bottle in the middle.

3. Give each person only a few tries.

4. Demonstrate how to weld the match to the one pints/bottles by striking a second match and lighting the flammable end of the match between the pints/bottles.

5. Pull the pint/bottle out without the match falling.

6. Collect all your winning from everyone... you Pint/Bottle Liberating Genius...




Drinking Game of the Day
Dice
Type of Drinking Game: Dice Game
Supplies Needed: 2 Dice, Beer, Liquor
# Players: 2+
Buzz Factor: Totally Drunk

Instructions:
Quite similar to, but not as involved as Three Man. Still, a high buzz factor.
Supplies:

Key:
‘Big’ Gulp= 3 normal Gulps
‘Good’ Gulp = 2 normal Gulps
’Normal’ Gulp= 1 normal Gulp

The player Rolls two dice.

Drink: A player drinks when they Roll DOUBLES or ANY SIX.

If the Player….
Roll 6: You drink a ‘BIG’ Gulp of Beer if you roll Anything that adds up to six ( 2-4, 5-1) or has a six in it (i.e. 6-1, 6-2, 6-2, 6-3, 6-4, 6-5).

Roll Double #: Drink that # of ‘Normal’ Gulps of your Beer . Basically you drink as many as the # you roll. So if you Roll double 2s, 4s, or 5s you drink that many (2, 4, or 5) "Good" gulps of beer (You can modify this to just one "gulp" on doubles).

Roll double 3s: Drink 6 Gulps. You are penalized twice, for getting doubles and adding up to six. So that equals 6 ‘Normal’ Gulps or 3 ‘Good’ Gulps.

Roll Double 1s or double 6s: This is the called the ‘Killer’… The player drinks a SHOT of their favorite liquor(i.e. Tuaca, Southern Comfort, Tequilla, Vodka etc). Then... that player continues rolling until they get something that they don't drink on.
(Example: 1-2, 1-3, 1-4, 1-5, 2-3, 2-5, 3-4, 3-5, 4-5).

Roll the dice off the table: Drink a ‘Normal’ Gulp of beer.


Drink of the Day
Asterix Cocktail
0.75  oz  vodka(cal48,carb0)
0.75  oz  banana liqueur(cal72,carb8.3)
1  cup  lemon lime soda(cal96,carb23.2)
1  dash  Lemon Juice, fresh(cal1,carb0.3)
Directions:
Pour all ingredients into a glass with a few ice cubes. Stir and serve.
Drink Type:
Cocktail
Glass:
Highball glass
Asterix Cocktail(cal 217,carbs 31.7)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 217 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 897kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 24mg1%
Total Carbohydrates 31.7g 11%
    Dietary Fiber 0.01g 0.01%
    Sugars 31.5g
Protein 0.01g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 2.3%
Calcium  4.8%Iron 0%
0.75  oz  vodka(cal48,carb0)
0.75  oz  banana liqueur(cal72,carb8.3)
1  cup  lemon lime soda(cal96,carb23.2)
1  dash  Lemon Juice, fresh(cal1,carb0.3)

LoCarb/Calorie Drink of the Day
Vodka Diet Coke
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
3  oz  diet cola(cal0,carb0)
Directions:
Pour all ingredients over ice into collins glass. Garnish with lime wedge.
Drink Type:
Cocktail
Glass:
Collins glass
Vodka Diet Coke(cal 96,carbs 0)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 96 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 405kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 10.5mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 0g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
3  oz  diet cola(cal0,carb0)


Nutrition Value of the Day
Heavy Cream
Calories 99 Calories From Fat 54
    Energy 412kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 10g  15%
    Saturated Fat 6.9g 35%
Cholesterol 0mg  13%
Sodium 10mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 2g 1%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 8%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  4%Iron 0%
    Heavy Cream(cal99,carb2)

Magic Trick of the Day
Fingerprint Expert

Magic Category: Card Magic Trick with Revelation

Supplies Needed: Deck of cards

Summary: Fingerprint Expert is another great revelation or way of revealing the identity of the chosen card (It's outlined in Step 8). It is a different ending to the Pick-A-Card Trick or Peek-A-Card Trick. Someone picks a card out of the deck, remembers it, and shows everyone except you, then returns the card to the deck. The deck is cut a couple times. Amazingly, you find the card by looking for the volunteer’s fingerprints on the cards. A famous twentieth-century magic inventor and author, J.G. Thompson Jr., once said that if you know 100 ways to find a card and only one way to reveal it, your audience will think you only know one card trick. But if you only know one way to find a card and 100 ways to reveal it, it looks as if you know 100 card tricks. The Revelation: This is the way a magician announces, reveals or displays the chosen cards identity. We at eJokesNow.com have the simple Pick-A-Card trick paired with a few fun and interesting revelations (ways to reveal it). Below is the basic Pick-A-Card Magic Trick with a Revelations.

Secret: Remember another card in the deck which magicians call the Key Card or the Locator Card and place your spectator’s Chosen Card next to it. In order to find the spectator’s Chosen Card you must know where the Key/Locator Card you memorized is. Seeing someone’s fingerprints on a card is simply an interesting way of revealing the Chosen Card.

Set up: Ask a person to pick any card and show everyone except you.

Instructions:
Step1: Choose a card to memorize and put it at the bottom of the deck. (Bottom of the deck is the top card if all the cards were faced up and bottom card if all the cards are face down) We will use the King of hearts as an example.
Step2: Ask your spectator to select a card. Let’s say they choose the 2 of spades. Turn around so you don’t see the card they chose.
Step3: Have them show anyone else that is around, so that they can’t try to say they chose another card.
Step4: Cut the deck in half then have the spectator return the card they chose to the top of the deck. Complete the cut by placing your bottom card (the King of hearts) on top of the spectators chosen card.
Step5: The King of hearts(Key Card) will now be on top of the 2 of spades(Spectators Chosen Card). You may now have the spectator cut the deck a few times. Your memorized card will remain next to the spectator’s card. Important: Don't shuffle the deck because the Key Card and Chosen Card might get separated. Important: Don't make a big deal about cutting the deck of cards or mention mixing the cards because he spectator may want to shuffle them. Just say 'Cut the deck a few times.
Step6: Now spread out the cards face up in your hands or on the table.
Step7: Find your memorized Key Card, the King of hearts. The card UNDERNEITH it will be the spectator’s Chosen Card, the 2 of spades. Cut the spectator’s card to the top of the deck.
Step8: Fingerprint Expert Revelation: Tell the audience you can actually see fingerprints. Tell them that the acid from the fingertips actually cause indentions you can be trained to see with the naked eye. Look through a small pack of cards that are face up. Turn and tilt the cards in the light trying to catch glimpses of the volunteers fingerprints on the cards. Even act as if you are smelling the cards to get smell the person’s scent to add to the tricks entertainment value and depth. Narrow it down to a fewer cards until you select their card.
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